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pixalry:

Guardians of the Galaxy - Created by Doaly

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tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

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so here’s the deal.

pwnbypineapple:

ironnman:

amstibovvered:

joss whedon, where is my avengers musical. i know you’ve got it in you. and i know you want it just as bad as i do. i sincerely hope that was part of the contract you just signed. 

PUT THAT SHAWARMA BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN FOR THAT LINE OMG

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get-me-croatoan-bagels-assbutt:

every-fandom-of-the-rainbow:

but guys what if all the stories have to do with the same crime

OH MY GOD
It all makes sense now

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ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
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space-sailor:

rebelside:

But seriously do you ever think that all those who died in the battle of Hogwarts probably went on the chocolate frogs’ cards . And Teddy opening one before going on the train to Hogwarts and seeing his parents smiling at him, so they were actually there to see him off on his first year.

drowning in an ocean of my tears

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thetidesinitsgrave:

wawaqueen:

Maybe I should do the Boo Radley Challenge where I stay in my house for 25 years and never leave

This is the greatest literary reference I’ve ever read.

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#CAN YOU JUST SEE HOW IN LOVE THEY ARE

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mistersailor:

foulgal:

I’m twenty two, I shouldn’t find this funny.

Yes you should this is grade A humor

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